You’re probably wondering what the hell is up with this whole Blacktop Lampoon website and its staff of Rogue Media. Here’s a heartfelt explanation:
We received the attached image in an e-mail with no explanation. We assume it relates to the Word Salad Communiqué.
Editor’s note: we received the following Request For Proposals through our normal surreptitious channels. It contains one of the best Rich Glanzer impersonations we’ve received so far. As is customary with Fake Rich Glanzer Articles (FRGAs), we have not edited the text, to help preserve its similarity to a real one.
Note from the Unpaid Editor: An entity calling itself Anonymous addressed the following message to the Rogue Media through our spokesman, Dr. Banjo Kazooie (capncaveman99 at gmail.com). The transmitting account called itself “BTSH Leaks” (which we will be henceforth referring to as BitchyLeaks), using an e-mail address containing a transparent attempt to frame a prominent and frequently controversial cross-fit proponent. (Full disclosure: said cross-fit proponent is currently under investigation for other crimes; however, our unpaid forensic team has evidence of his innocence in this matter.) After some deliberation over what to do with this message, which was quickly termed The Word Salad Communiqué, we have decided to run it in its entirety, unedited, and let the public decide. We will[…]