(Also, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke. The e-mail arrived on March 31.)
Greetings BTSH Media – we are Anonymous.
The full wrath of the BTSH will soon descend upon the Rehabs after the deadliest secret lies of this Deep State agency currently at war with the rest of the league have now been exposed for the entire world to see, and whose next “false flag” terror attack to cover up their crimes may come as soon this coming week. As such, we have taken possession of their trophy, a false medal of their imperialistic ambitions, and will be returning it to the people, be they at the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, or this random roller coaster.
If you do not wish to see this trophy come to harm in the east river or in Sam Norris’ bed, publish the below for all the world to see. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
We are anonymous.
It’s 8 PM – do you know where your cup is??