Editor’s note: This is part one of a nine-part series about Gut Rot’s victory on March 26, 2017.
What The Puck at Sky Fighters – East – 12:30 It must be “Mismatch Week”, as the home team dukes it out for dominance with their unequal visitors.
Fresh Kills at LBS Inc., East 12:30 The early battle of these two titans assures should set the tone for the season. Can Ali rally her allies over Dave’s ravening slaves? It probably depends on who’s in net. One thing’s for sure, it’s never smart to bet against Fresh Kills. Yuan’s Yuinners: 4-3 Kills.
Editor’s note: The current regime is trying to squelch all dissent. We at Blacktop Lampoon obtained this classified document, leaked by someone on the inside.
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