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You’re probably wondering what the hell is up with this whole Blacktop Lampoon website and its staff of Rogue Media. Here’s a heartfelt explanation:
Here’s what to expect this week.
Some of us remember a time when there were actual previews of BTSH games. Well, while we await the return of that, here’s something else for your reading annoyment. The Rogue Media has prepared this handy guide to the NHL playoffs: predictions, who to taunt, where to drink while the games are not shown because stupid Mets baseball is on, and more!
We received the attached image in an e-mail with no explanation. We assume it relates to the Word Salad Communiqué.
Sources predict nice legs, notes of B.O., undertones of bitterness and rage. Rich and ripe for an exciting week — here are your previews bitchezzz.
Editor’s note: we received the following Request For Proposals through our normal surreptitious channels. It contains one of the best Rich Glanzer impersonations we’ve received so far. As is customary with Fake Rich Glanzer Articles (FRGAs), we have not edited the text, to help preserve its similarity to a real one.
Editor’s note: This is part two of a nine-part series about Gut Rot’s victory on March 26, 2017.
Note from the Unpaid Editor: An entity calling itself Anonymous addressed the following message to the Rogue Media through our spokesman, Dr. Banjo Kazooie (capncaveman99 at gmail.com). The transmitting account called itself “BTSH Leaks” (which we will be henceforth referring to as BitchyLeaks), using an e-mail address containing a transparent attempt to frame a prominent and frequently controversial cross-fit proponent. (Full disclosure: said cross-fit proponent is currently under investigation for other crimes; however, our unpaid forensic team has evidence of his innocence in this matter.) After some deliberation over what to do with this message, which was quickly termed The Word Salad Communiqué, we have decided to run it in its entirety, unedited, and let the public decide. We will[…]